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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #780 on: April 16, 2016, 02:15:18 pm »
times with friends


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #781 on: April 16, 2016, 05:44:32 pm »
don't break engine

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #782 on: April 17, 2016, 08:53:17 am »
How I imagine

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #783 on: April 17, 2016, 08:53:45 am »
Hot and spicy

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #784 on: April 18, 2016, 09:11:36 am »
trust your judgement


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #785 on: April 18, 2016, 09:50:49 am »
prepare your porridge

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #786 on: April 19, 2016, 07:57:37 am »
clean your produce


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #787 on: April 19, 2016, 12:45:49 pm »
remove your screws

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #788 on: April 20, 2016, 08:36:41 am »
listen to advice.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #789 on: April 20, 2016, 10:37:16 am »
depends from whom

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