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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2015, 06:07:33 pm »
drink less caffine


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2015, 07:30:27 pm »
drink less caffine

 >:(

Drink more coffee!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #82 on: March 01, 2015, 03:43:10 pm »
attitude isn't attractive.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2015, 12:44:12 pm »
water your plants

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #84 on: March 03, 2015, 12:53:52 pm »
Learn to spell.

--or--

Use a dictionary.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #85 on: March 05, 2015, 05:53:14 pm »
Play more Wordfeud.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #86 on: March 06, 2015, 10:01:26 am »
work your brain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2015, 05:21:16 pm »
sort your stuff

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #88 on: March 14, 2015, 08:29:10 pm »
keep yourself clean


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2015, 07:08:23 pm »
cook healthy food

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