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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #830 on: June 15, 2016, 01:32:36 pm »
avoid aggressive driving


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #831 on: June 16, 2016, 01:32:27 pm »
meet with friends

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #832 on: June 17, 2016, 11:49:02 am »
always be prompt


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #833 on: June 17, 2016, 02:12:39 pm »
get new microwave

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #834 on: June 18, 2016, 03:28:25 pm »
enjoy the weekend


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #835 on: June 18, 2016, 05:29:27 pm »
restrain your irritation

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #836 on: June 19, 2016, 06:12:53 pm »
An evening with

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #837 on: June 19, 2016, 08:38:37 pm »
learn to relax


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #838 on: June 20, 2016, 10:17:48 am »
take out trash

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #839 on: June 20, 2016, 02:40:32 pm »
sleep long hours


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!