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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #870 on: July 04, 2016, 03:40:11 pm »
do your laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #871 on: July 05, 2016, 02:00:18 pm »
eat more fruit

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #872 on: July 05, 2016, 06:56:13 pm »
get enough rest


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #873 on: July 06, 2016, 08:14:40 pm »
World kiss day!  :-* :-* :-*

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #874 on: July 11, 2016, 10:51:31 am »
accept some routine


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #875 on: July 13, 2016, 12:55:18 pm »
New Tourist Attraction

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #876 on: July 13, 2016, 02:14:21 pm »
always pay attention


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #877 on: July 13, 2016, 05:11:05 pm »
Don't forget details.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #878 on: July 14, 2016, 09:13:24 am »
enjoy quiet days!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #879 on: July 18, 2016, 05:29:14 pm »
Go visit Ljungby

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