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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #900 on: August 16, 2016, 02:30:02 pm »
eat less candy

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #901 on: August 17, 2016, 02:25:36 pm »
enjoy days off


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #902 on: August 17, 2016, 03:27:31 pm »
water your basil

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #903 on: August 18, 2016, 11:42:57 am »
new computers suck. 


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #904 on: August 18, 2016, 01:38:46 pm »
Makes me smile.  :)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #905 on: August 18, 2016, 03:18:09 pm »
check your links

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #906 on: August 19, 2016, 08:43:56 am »
take your keys


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #907 on: August 19, 2016, 02:40:36 pm »
get chores done

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #908 on: August 20, 2016, 04:45:37 pm »
take a nap


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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #909 on: August 20, 2016, 05:11:57 pm »
prepare for tomorrow

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