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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #940 on: October 02, 2016, 10:44:56 pm »
hear live music


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #941 on: October 10, 2016, 02:38:46 pm »
Motivation; shit happens.  :-*

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #942 on: October 11, 2016, 11:49:45 am »
return to work.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #943 on: October 11, 2016, 04:14:14 pm »
eat some ostkaka



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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #944 on: October 12, 2016, 09:59:43 am »
go to bowling


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #945 on: October 14, 2016, 01:21:57 pm »
stretch your calf

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #946 on: October 14, 2016, 02:50:12 pm »
A unique moment  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #947 on: October 18, 2016, 06:20:39 am »
Morning quote; YES!
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #948 on: October 18, 2016, 12:34:19 pm »
get a haircut

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #949 on: October 18, 2016, 01:51:06 pm »
A unique moment  ;D

that is.......different.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!