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Offline Meryl

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2014, 01:32:35 pm »
Speak no evil
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2014, 05:35:11 pm »
Pay your taxes.

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(You got it. My first tax bill for 2015 was waiting for me in the mail when I got home today.  :( )
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2014, 06:32:09 pm »
Wipe your nose.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2014, 07:33:01 pm »
thirst for knowledge


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2015, 08:43:02 pm »
try new things

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2015, 08:47:18 pm »
go to bed

Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2015, 11:31:40 pm »
Get up early!  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2015, 11:36:58 pm »
Drink good liquor.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2015, 11:37:58 pm »
Learn to swim.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2015, 10:47:49 am »
don't go crazy

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