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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1210 on: October 18, 2017, 10:46:43 am »
drink enough fluids


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1211 on: October 19, 2017, 04:18:54 am »
Go Hiking Today

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1212 on: October 19, 2017, 03:58:54 pm »
bought cat toy

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1213 on: October 19, 2017, 04:06:10 pm »
Do not complain

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1214 on: October 19, 2017, 09:35:27 pm »
mental health days


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1215 on: October 20, 2017, 01:21:25 am »
No work today

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1216 on: October 20, 2017, 02:58:38 pm »
plant cat grass

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1217 on: October 20, 2017, 05:19:57 pm »
Go to fleemarket

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1218 on: October 20, 2017, 08:24:04 pm »
enjoy your life


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1219 on: October 21, 2017, 03:48:59 pm »
eat a mango

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