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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1370 on: March 28, 2018, 07:00:08 pm »
enjoy some chocolate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1371 on: March 31, 2018, 03:01:31 pm »
decorate Easter eggs


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1372 on: April 01, 2018, 12:26:39 pm »
eat more matzah

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1373 on: April 01, 2018, 12:26:56 pm »
eat more matzah

get more constipated

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1374 on: April 01, 2018, 12:34:57 pm »
have some chocolate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1375 on: April 01, 2018, 07:01:06 pm »
does it help?

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1376 on: April 02, 2018, 07:07:21 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1377 on: April 02, 2018, 07:07:33 am »
we have snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1378 on: April 02, 2018, 01:52:02 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1379 on: April 02, 2018, 03:08:48 pm »
go to bed