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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1490 on: May 25, 2019, 02:34:30 pm »
clear your mind


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1491 on: May 25, 2019, 03:15:27 pm »
pet your kittie

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1492 on: May 28, 2019, 09:15:04 pm »
listen to  thunder


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1493 on: May 29, 2019, 04:38:29 pm »
enjoy long weekend

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1494 on: May 30, 2019, 09:24:04 pm »
focus at work


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1495 on: June 02, 2019, 03:55:24 pm »
brush your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1496 on: June 04, 2019, 08:58:39 pm »
shave your kitty



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1497 on: June 07, 2019, 04:58:58 pm »
smack Chuck's ass

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1498 on: June 08, 2019, 02:56:52 pm »
wash the car


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1499 on: June 10, 2019, 05:04:31 pm »
unpack arrived package

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