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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2000 on: March 28, 2021, 02:16:02 pm »
give kitties grass

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2001 on: March 30, 2021, 10:23:16 pm »
clean your home


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2002 on: March 31, 2021, 05:01:48 pm »
visit your mum

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2003 on: March 31, 2021, 06:10:27 pm »
get your vaccine


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2004 on: April 01, 2021, 04:59:43 pm »
five day weekend!!!  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2005 on: April 03, 2021, 10:54:41 pm »
celebrate with family


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2006 on: April 04, 2021, 04:45:31 pm »
sew your buttons

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2007 on: April 05, 2021, 05:58:33 pm »
drink enough water


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2008 on: April 06, 2021, 03:36:42 pm »
change your tyres

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2009 on: April 07, 2021, 04:01:58 pm »
have some chocolate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!