A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
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> > She asks him why he is staring.
> >
> > He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
> > offend you."
> >
> > She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
> > am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
> > and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> >
> > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> >
> > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
> > have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
> >
> > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
> > Catholic!"
> >
> > "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> >
> > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
> >
> > But when they get back on t he road, the cab driver starts crying.
> > "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
> > "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." >
> > The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
> >
