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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2021, 02:15:27 pm »
:laugh:
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #81 on: February 10, 2021, 01:08:41 pm »
this is hilarious...I didn't laugh until the lawyer spoke  :laugh:

Lawyer accidentally appears as cat in virtual court case
A livestream of a virtual court proceeding in Texas took an "appawling" turn when a lawyer appeared as a cat on screen

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2021/02/09/cat-filter-texas-lawyer-zoom-call-court-hearing-bu-orig.cnn/video/playlists/atv-trending-videos/
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #82 on: February 10, 2021, 02:47:09 pm »
Awww....thanks for sharing!
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #83 on: February 10, 2021, 04:04:17 pm »
"I'm live, I'm not a cat!"

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #84 on: February 11, 2021, 02:15:05 pm »
also a 26 car pileup in Austin  :(  this one was near Dallas

Devastating 100-car pile-up on Texas freeway kills five and traps dozens of injured drivers as overnight sleet turns road into 'sheet of ice' - with crash site running 1.5 MILES long
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #85 on: February 11, 2021, 02:24:55 pm »
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #86 on: February 11, 2021, 04:35:32 pm »
Quote from: morrobay on February 11, 2021, 02:15:05 pm
also a 26 car pileup in Austin  :(  this one was near Dallas

Devastating 100-car pile-up on Texas freeway kills five and traps dozens of injured drivers as overnight sleet turns road into 'sheet of ice' - with crash site running 1.5 MILES long


Holy cow!  :o
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #87 on: February 11, 2021, 05:17:53 pm »
I better put the snow tires on my car  ;)
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2021, 06:51:51 pm »
Quote from: morrobay on February 11, 2021, 02:15:05 pm
also a 26 car pileup in Austin  :(  this one was near Dallas

Devastating 100-car pile-up on Texas freeway kills five and traps dozens of injured drivers as overnight sleet turns road into 'sheet of ice' - with crash site running 1.5 MILES long


Holy crap!  That's crazy!
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Re: Is it something I said?
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2021, 04:45:03 pm »
best line of the day goes to CNN's Jim Acosta, reporting that trump's lawyers played clips of Madonna is some desperate attempt to deflect from real life...

"They played clips of Madonna, sort of a Papa Don't Impeach..."

Trump’s Impeachment Defense: What About Madonna?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-impeachment-defense-madonna-193658834.html
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