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Offline southendmd

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Re: A collection of clever rhymes
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2021, 01:25:08 pm »
Well, I do rather like this:

Your broads in bed are bored
Go home and soak your dentures
Your pen is no match for my sword


Pretty good, hunh?

I like this one:

You're in my plot
I'm still your creator
I call each shot
I'm your private dic-tator


Of course, private dick is slang for private eye, which Stone is!