I'm almost scared to do this...
You Are 41% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
You Are 16% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
You Are 8 Years Old
You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
You've Changed 12% in 10 Years
You've hardly changed in ten years, from your lifestyle to those very retro clothes.
And unless you were really ahead of your time, you probably need to acquaint yourself with the modern world!
Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 44%
You have a decent shot at being a multimillionaire. Surprised?
You're confident and a hard worker. Keep it up!
Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
You Are 70% Psychic
You are pretty psychic.
While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on.
And although you're sometimes off on your predictions...
You're more often right than wrong
So go with your instincts - you know more than you think
You Should Learn Swedish
Fantastisk! You're laid back about learning a language - and about life in general.
Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you... And you won't even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around!
You Were a Lynx
You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.
A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden truths.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You Are From Venus
You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all.
Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.
Your Body Image is 24% Unhealthy, 76% Healthy
You're body image is quite healthy, though you're sometimes a little bit too hard on yourself.
Chances are you've got a rockin' body - so enjoy it!
You Are Cherry Pie
You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy
Those who like you enjoy a contradiction
You Are 56% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.
Your Observation Skills Get An F
You would be more observant if you were blind.
Or totally stoned out of your mind
You Are a Golden Retriever Puppy
Tolerant, fun-loving, and patient.
You are eager to please - and attached to your frisbee.
You Are Banana Pocky
Your attitude: fun and lighthearted
Unique and unforgettable
You are cutie everyone falls for
You Are Peter Brady
You're cute, energetic, and a loyal friend to many.
And while you may not have super model hair, you hold your own in grooviness.
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained
You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!
Hmmmm. A little bit of everything. No wonder I'm so screwed up and weird.