I had a cousin in South Carolina whose wife once told a story about her father, I forget the story but I will never forget a line from her description of him: "He never forgave Jackie Kennedy for remarrying."
I couldn't wait to get on the phone and tell my sister that because I knew we would both howl, recognize it as one of the great absurdities of the world we came from. People, angry at someone they knew of but did not know, for a personal decision about her own life. Could not
forgive her, I both understood where they were coming from and how absolutely fucked up a thing that was and I am sorry there is no other way to describe it.
People fall in love with celebrity, witness things in the media and come to think of them as a commodity. Case in point: the assertion by some people that Jake Gyllenhaal is secretly gay. Who cares? Gay, straight, the chances you will ever meet him, let alone get to know him or have sex with him does not even register.
Why is it that people put so much energy into the outcome of Brangelina's pregnancy when there are people living in the streets?
My mother though I will have to give the grand prize to.
While on a trip to Hawai'i in 2001 she payed nearly $400 for a silk dress she later claims to have burned because she saw Whoopi Goldberg wearing an identical on on TV.
Just as well Mamma, you obviously did deserve to own such a thing!