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Author Topic: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings  (Read 2594296 times)

Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5030 on: November 01, 2008, 10:25:06 am »
It went something like this:

"I'm officer Raines from the Henry County Sherriff's Department. I am trying to locate Robert Martin."

"He was evicted last week, took my stove, is this what this is about?"

"No Sir, I'm trying to locate him and an unidentified woman who passed several bad checks. Do you know if he has a wife or girlfriend?"

(Laugh) "No, he has no wife. In fact....you say they passed some bad checks?"

"Yes"

"Well, I think Robert is your unidentified woman."

"Excuse me?"

"Robert is a transvestite. Did the person that took the check happen to mention if the man had one eye?"

"Why yes, he did."

"That's his roomate, Melvin, Robert wrote the check and Melvin posed as him because Robert dresses up like a woman and it would be easier for them to....pass back checks..."

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"I see."
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5031 on: November 01, 2008, 01:38:41 pm »
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5032 on: November 01, 2008, 05:24:56 pm »
That sounds like an episode of sordid lives!

Quote from: shakestheelectionoff on November 01, 2008, 10:25:06 am
It went something like this:

"I'm officer Raines from the Henry County Sherriff's Department. I am trying to locate Robert Martin."

"He was evicted last week, took my stove, is this what this is about?"

"No Sir, I'm trying to locate him and an unidentified woman who passed several bad checks. Do you know if he has a wife or girlfriend?"

(Laugh) "No, he has no wife. In fact....you say they passed some bad checks?"

"Yes"

"Well, I think Robert is your unidentified woman."

"Excuse me?"

"Robert is a transvestite. Did the person that took the check happen to mention if the man had one eye?"

"Why yes, he did."

"That's his roomate, Melvin, Robert wrote the check and Melvin posed as him because Robert dresses up like a woman and it would be easier for them to....pass back checks..."

Pause

"I see."
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5033 on: November 03, 2008, 01:03:41 pm »
Hey Truman.......


I'm comin' for ya.............


















Gotcha!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5034 on: November 04, 2008, 06:35:46 pm »
Hi Truman.   After today the elections will be over!  Yay.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5035 on: November 05, 2008, 09:39:14 am »
Yeah, I am glad it is Wednesday, I noticed they have started putting the Xmess lights out around town.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5036 on: November 05, 2008, 09:40:00 am »
The supermarket down the street has a Christmas tree up already.

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they don't waste any time, to they?
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5037 on: November 05, 2008, 11:51:04 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 05, 2008, 09:40:00 am
The supermarket down the street has a Christmas tree up already.

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they don't waste any time, to they?
They've been up here since early October. :-\
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5038 on: November 05, 2008, 11:52:35 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on November 05, 2008, 11:51:04 am
They've been up here since early October. :-\


doncha just LOVE they way they rush the holiday on, and completely gloss over Thanksgiving?

 ::) ::) ::)
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #5039 on: November 05, 2008, 12:15:52 pm »
Happy Hanauka!
Happy Hanauka!
May the menorah keep burning,
May your every dream come true.....
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