Awe gawd, sugar consumption season! it starts at halloween and runs thru valentines day. All them people using them old recipies to feed 12 people and you got to go eat at ever dang one of them houses and regift those presents. Nobody needing anything. And if you buy something for a kid forget it, they already have 5 of them.
I think maybe my Christmas present to myself this year is gonna be a cowboy teddy bear. I'd like a cowboy teddy bear, and I found out that Buildabear has "cowbear hats" and "cowbear boots."
Put them and a shirt and little pair of jeans on a teddy bear and you're good to go. Think maybe I'll call him Ennis.
Teddy bears are better than men 'cause they love you unconditionally, they are always there when you need them, and they never disappoint.