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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #310 on: January 13, 2007, 11:40:56 am »
(She thinks she can come in here and tell us who we can put our hands on)

Shoo! Go on girl. Get out of here.

Just walk on out that door.

I heard Jess is fumigating her place for rats and roaches.

Try cracking a few windows. I think the two of you have been inhaling too much Strychnine.

I'm sincerely worried. 


unfortunately I am forced to fumigate the place fairly regularly, since we have been unable to prevent you digging tunnels and driving your rattle trap car over there...

and don't worry about us breathing strychnine....you will be dead of the plague LONG before us (since the rats and roaches run free in here)

WE in the GOOD club CARE about cleanliness....you'll not find people peeing on our sidewalk!

HUMPH!

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #311 on: January 13, 2007, 11:16:55 pm »
My new Anti Jess Defense System....




lol








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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #312 on: January 13, 2007, 11:31:59 pm »
My new Anti Jess Defense System....




lol


like anyone would notice any difference in how this place smells???

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #313 on: January 13, 2007, 11:52:49 pm »
Hey David~
How was business tonight??   Sorry I couldnt make it,  I  had to D-Jay an anniversary party all evening. Lots of fun though! :)

Yeah, business was great Geri! Thanks for asking.

It sounds like you had a really good time last night.  :)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #314 on: January 14, 2007, 02:12:23 am »
unfortunately I am forced to fumigate the place fairly regularly, since we have been unable to prevent you digging tunnels and driving your rattle trap car over there...

and don't worry about us breathing strychnine....you will be dead of the plague LONG before us (since the rats and roaches run free in here)

WE in the GOOD club CARE about cleanliness....you'll not find people peeing on our sidewalk!

HUMPH!

Now Jess, I know the only reason you utter all this unpleasant commentary to me  is because you are so insanely jealous of my club you just can't stand it.

I mean, come on Jess...



The condition of your club is totally uncalled for.  ;)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #315 on: January 14, 2007, 02:17:50 am »


Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #316 on: January 14, 2007, 02:30:38 am »

Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)


well he IS easily confused...

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #317 on: January 14, 2007, 03:07:55 am »
well he IS easily confused...

I won't even dignify that remark with a response.  >:(

Yes I will......

PHFFFFTT!!!  >:( ....  ;)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #318 on: January 14, 2007, 03:19:32 am »

Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)


Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB!  >:(

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  >:( ....  ;)




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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #319 on: January 14, 2007, 06:21:54 am »
Don't forget your new staffer, David. He'll keep on eye out for any security breaches in your club:

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