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Offline Lumière

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #330 on: January 14, 2007, 08:22:59 pm »
Quote from: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 06:02:46 pm

You can have Daniel! He was terrible in bed! Just take a look at him with that girly-man above.

Yeah, yeah, yeah .. say whatever you need to, whatever you need to make yourself feel better, mate!  ;D
Well, when this new 'what's his name' of yours leaves you high and dry, don't come back to me looking for the 1-hour-a-month deal I offered you before.  Offer officially withdrawn! 8)

*Lucise walks out, leaving hot pics of her Daniel lying around, for Kerry to drool over later ..lol*

 

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #331 on: January 14, 2007, 08:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 06:02:46 pm
Meet my new boyfriend Matthew (Pride & Prejudice) Macfadyen! Hands off, ladies!  :laugh:



I'd hide him someplace if I were you Kerry, or Milli will barge in here and steal him too.  >:( ...  ;)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #332 on: January 14, 2007, 09:10:21 pm »
Quote from: David925 on January 14, 2007, 08:54:50 pm
I'd hide him someplace if I were you Kerry, or Milli will barge in here and steal him too.  >:( ...  ;)

He's only got eyes for me!  :o  Crazy about me, he is! (I'm warming to him slowly)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #333 on: January 14, 2007, 09:29:13 pm »
Quote from: Lucise on January 14, 2007, 09:19:33 am
Here is Daniel relaxing on my yacht, thinking on how he can stop the rumours that Kerry has started ..  :P




And upon closer inspection, we discover what Lucise's "yacht" really looks like....




I'm sure you charmed the socks off of him with that bathtub toy of yours.




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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #334 on: January 14, 2007, 09:30:33 pm »
hey! I got a boat like that...what you saying??
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #335 on: January 14, 2007, 09:37:59 pm »
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #336 on: January 14, 2007, 09:38:47 pm »
Quote from: injest on January 14, 2007, 09:30:33 pm
hey! I got a boat like that...what you saying??

Not a thing! It hardly qualifies as a yacht though.

Poor Lucise. She'll probably never see Daniel again.

But I do give her an "E" for effort.

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #337 on: January 15, 2007, 05:40:25 am »
Quote from: Lucise on January 14, 2007, 09:37:59 pm
:laugh:

Just to make you feel better, Lucise, here's a pic of my new in-laws:



Elegance, charm, wit and charisma. They're wallowing in it all, baby! Oh, and I almost forgot, they're FILTHY RICH TOO!!! Don't feel inadequate, Lucise. I'm sure you'll find happiness (of sorts) one of these days (Kerry exits stage left, stifling a malevolent laugh - Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #338 on: January 15, 2007, 05:44:39 am »
And you thought Elton John looked good in fancy dress?! He's poor country cousin alongside my Matthew! Sigh! What a man!  Eat your heart out, girls!  :laugh:

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #339 on: January 15, 2007, 02:25:05 pm »
Hate to break it to ya bud, but meet Matthew's... missus!! :o :'(



There, there... dry your eyes now... s'alright, s'alright...
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