David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[Lumière]

Quite the elaborate cover-up you got there Kerry!  hehe..

<sarcasm> I AM impressed .. </sarcasm>

[Kerry]

Quite the elaborate cover-up you got there Kerry!  hehe..

<sarcasm> I AM impressed .. </sarcasm>

Hush, Lucise! Hush! Who told you? Was it Saucy? She's such a big-mouth! I asked her to keep it a secret! Now Matthew's heard about it and he's really angry! He just stormed out the house. Said he was going to speak with his attorney! Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

[David In Indy]

I'll be needing to see exhibit 'A' before the jury can reach its verdict...

I'm with you Nicky!

We need to see his exhibit!

[Lumière]

I'm with you Nicky!

We need to see his exhibit!

You'll be waiting till the cows come home, darling ..
FYI: The exhibit is for my eyes ONLY! 

Hush, Lucise! Hush! Who told you? Was it Saucy? She's such a big-mouth! I asked her to keep it a secret! Now Matthew's heard about it and he's really angry! He just stormed out the house. Said he was going to speak with his attorney! Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

Whoops, relationship stormy already? 
Too bad for you that I already withdrew my one-hour-a-month-with-Daniel deal.
You shoulda grabbed it when you had the chance .. (I don't mean grab the 'exhibit' .. tsk tsk..dirty minds)
 

[saucycobblers]

Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

Honey, Matthew always has my name on his lips - usually when I have my lips on his... well, I couldn't possibly tell you - I'm a laydeee. 

[David In Indy]

You'll be waiting till the cows come home, darling ..
FYI: The exhibit is for my eyes ONLY! 


Whoops, relationship stormy already? 
Too bad for you that I already withdrew my one-hour-a-month-with-Daniel deal.
You shoulda grabbed it when you had the chance .. (I don't mean grab the 'exhibit' .. tsk tsk..dirty minds)
 

I bet you would let Jess see his exhibit if she wanted to. I bet it's one of those cheap +5000 club perks.

Don't worry. I'll figure out a way to see his exhibit. 

[saucycobblers]

We need to see his exhibit!

I'm writing a subpoena as we speak... 

[Lumière]

I bet you would let Jess see his exhibit if she wanted to. I bet it's one of those cheap +5000 club perks.

Well, okay, I'd let Jess have a quick look ..    ..but only because she ensures the club is in immaculate shape and makes sure that our sports cars are properly warshed and waxed at the end of each day.  If not, no way jose ..


Just thought I'd rub it in .. I have a 6.30 appointment with Daniel at the cinema tonight ..
I won't be thinking of you all .. I'll be drooling having a swell time ..

[David In Indy]

Just thought I'd rub it in .. I have a 6.30 appointment with Daniel at the cinema tonight ..
I won't be thinking of you all .. I'll be drooling having a swell time ..

Uh! 

Well, alrighty then!

Just look at her! Strutting in here and bragging about how SHE has an "appointment" with Daniel at the cinema tonight!

Honey, girlfriend.... if you need an appointment just to see a movie with Mr. Daniel, you don't have him as hog tied as you might think. 

[Kerry]

Ewwwww..... that one hurt!

Poor Kerry.

I'm here for ya, Buddy. 

Thanx, David. I know I can always rely on you! You're a good mate! Not like that meeeeean Lucise  Goodness, she is sooo cruel to me! I mean, I'm very happy for her and Craig n'all, but I just don't want to have their sordid little affair constantly rubbed in my face. Re-eally, been there, done that! (hold on, I don't think that came out right!  ) And as for that gumshoe, Saucy, don't ever go telling her any secrets. They'll be all over town in no time 

(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)