David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[Lumière]

Well, I love the car... hate the sign. 

You better not let my staff wash your car though. They might try and scrub that sign right off of it.

They're very loyal employees! 

Err, if it's all the same to you, I'll take my chances with your staff!   

But I'm surprised you didn't notice my two new girlfriends!

You really think anyone can miss them?  Blimey! they are .. umm, well, not shy at all!! 

[coffeecat33]

I got a very sizeable discount on that baby there because of my Cool Club status, dude!

That's funny. That's exactly what Geri said about her very sizeable, her two very sizeable, um.. Anyway Geri is so cool the doc threw in the extra silicone for free.

[coffeecat33]

After that last party, I told myself I was going to STAY AWAY from Slippery Nipples. Bartender - I'll have Sex on the Beach.

[David In Indy]

Geri, you probably shouldn't carry any sharp objects from now on. You might accidently pop them.

[coffeecat33]

as for the guy you posted on SofG, David, maybe Orlando Bloom??

[Arad-3]

[coffeecat33]

Hmm Geri, that has all kinds of implications.... Whiskey anyone?

[Arad-3]

DAVID!!

It looks like Marcus is in a little trouble over there!

[injest]

Well..well..well ..

Nice new digs here!  Just look at the staff .. and that Marcus fellow looks familiar, I've seen him somewhere but I just can't put my finger on it (although I bet David has ..  )

So... what kind of Strip Club is this?  What kind of meat meals do you serve around here? 

I sure hope you allow people from the "upper echelons" to grace this place with their presence!

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!

*GASP!!*

et tu Brutus???

(A little Latin there...trying to bring some class to this dive)

[Arad-3]

After that last party, I told myself I was going to STAY AWAY from Slippery Nipples. Bartender - I'll have Sex on the Beach.

It's good to see your out of Jail!!