David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[David In Indy]

D a v  i  d    !

you are now a member of the 5 000 + post club

How are you gonna live with yourself? 

I've been sitting here wondering the same thing, Roland.   

[loneleeb3]

My legal representative has arrived. Though he's not really a "lawyer" exactly, he sure does know how to enforce the law!          

Can you voulenteer for a strip search???

[David In Indy]

Can you voulenteer for a strip search???

LEE!!!!

tsk tsk.

Now WHAT made you think of THAT??

That never crossed my mind.... not even ONCE!!! 

So Kerry, answer the question!! What about strip searches?? 

[loneleeb3]

LEE!!!!

tsk tsk.

Now WHAT made you think of THAT??

That never crossed my mind.... not even ONCE!!! 

So Kerry, answer the question!! What about strip searches?? 

You're not foolin me David......... David Nasty!! 

[David In Indy]

 

Yup! 

[dot-matrix]

OMG David I'm gone a few days Jess is outta control!    I knew I should ha ve left you more repellent!  Well I am fed-exing you a case right away.
 

Just in case she gets all weird again...you know like last time, alternately screaming for her mother and talking about how HOT she is.  It was SCARY

Now you boys don't tire Mr Meloni too much I expect to be able to "meet" with him when I get back    I am certain he is going to want my intimate personal views on our trespassing issues with Jess.

   Have fun everyone...see ya later

[injest]

That's right, everyone get in line!    There'll be no queue jumping here. I'm at the head of the queue and everyone else is behind me! I have first dibs on Mr Meloni's "time"!!!           

DANG....well we might as well all find us a seat....ya'll know how KERRY is....this may take a while....

[Kerry]

Can you voulenteer for a strip search???

Mr Meloni sure does know how to conduct a mighty thorough strip search, Lee. He's so thorough, in fact, he insisted on strip searching me EIGHT TIMES!!!    And that was just in the FIRST HOUR!!! 

I wouldn't suggest you and David and Jess and Dottie wait around for your turn. It may be some time. He's taking a nap right now and keeps muttering my name in his sleep. "Keee-rrrry, Keeeeeeee-rrrrrrrrrrrry, baaaaaaa-by," he's moaning, with a big, cheesy grin on his face!   

Drop by again in a couple of weeks. We should be through by then!         

[Kerry]

Congratulations, David!

   5,000 Posts! 

Yee-Haw!

[injest]

Mr Meloni sure does know how to conduct a mighty thorough strip search, Lee. He's so thorough, in fact, he insisted on strip searching me EIGHT TIMES!!!    And that was just in the FIRST HOUR!!! 

I wouldn't suggest you and David and Jess and Dottie wait around for your turn. It may be some time. He's taking a nap right now and keeps muttering my name in his sleep. "Keee-rrrry, Keeeeeeee-rrrrrrrrrrrry, baaaaaaa-by," he's moaning, with a big, cheesy grin on his face!   

Drop by again in a couple of weeks. We should be through by then!         

SEE?? I tell you that KERRY!!!