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[David In Indy]

Well the place is all ship shape again maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues.  That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her   AND it leaves her hair all  limp and unmanagable 

I couldn't believe that steam coming from her ears. I felt tempted to ask her to go steam clean my curtains while she was steaming. I've never seen someone do that before. I thought only Herman Munster did things like that.

Anyway....

Thanks for your help Dottie! You're the best sweetie!! 

[injest]

Well the place is all ship shape again maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues.  That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her   AND it leaves her hair all  limp and unmanagable 

what do you mean it is ship shape again?? This is the first time this rat trap has been cleaned since it was opened!! (Go ahead...read thru the whole thread!)

[David In Indy]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I've been told I have a halo.

The only time my club gets messy is when you pop over here Jess and you always drag the filth and squalor from your club in here with you. 

Maybe I should invest in one of those large industrial strength vacuums.

[dot-matrix]

Well you could always get a guard dog I guess 

[David In Indy]

Well you could always get a guard dog I guess 

Or attack cats....





Or I could sic my military cats on her....




The only problem is, I have to teach them these anti Jess maneuvers when they are very young and at first they don't like their training very much....





How about my Kung-Fu kitties? They've "Kung Fu'ed" Jess's ankles a few times and she didn't like it!





I could always use my cats with built in heat seeking eyes...



Sneaking a few of my kitties into Jess's club to sabatoge her computer equipment might be fun...




Or my sniper cats. They've all been armed with guns filled with Injest repellant....




You better be careful Jess! My kitties are ready and waiting for you! 

[injest]

oh yeah, them cats are REAL scary!!

*Jess shivering*


NOT!

[David In Indy]

oh yeah, them cats are REAL scary!!

*Jess shivering*


NOT!

That's the beauty of it Jess. You don't realize just how fierce these cats are.

I suppose I could do it the easy way and simply sit a bottle of floor cleaner outside my front door. That would definately scare you away!   

[injest]

That's the beauty of it Jess. You don't realize just how fierce these cats are.

I suppose I could do it the easy way and simply sit a bottle of floor cleaner outside my front door. That would definately scare you away!   

I have a VERY good come back to this BUT I have to go teach some chidren how not to get killed around horses....

SOME of us have stuff to do!

*Jess sticks her nose WAY up in the air and flounces off*

[David In Indy]

Psst! Shh! Ya'll come over here for a quick second. I got something to tell you!

If you know what's good for you, you should probably plan on coming over here Friday night. Jess is serving poop coffee at her club. I'm serious! I couldn't believe it when I heard about it. She' says it's "trendy"! 

We'll be catering Starbucks over here on Friday, and the coffee here will be tasty and free of horse and cow poop!

Just thought I'd warn ya!! 

[dot-matrix]

Well even thought I have over 11,000 posts on the MIG and Over 10,000 here I'm not welcome over there anyway.  I'd rather be here with you David and all the fun people.         (J/K) .... Can I post anything I want here on Friday?