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[injest]

   

  

I DID! 240000 square feet of total luxury.

You still haven't explained that awful toilet in front of your place. Your customers have been complaining about it, and we can see it from over here!!

ugh!

well get down off that ladder!!!

 

[injest]

Dear David

as you may have noticed I have not been available lately. I have been over in the Quainar quadrant putting down a group of smugglers. You know how things have gotten out of hand over there. Since the Galactic Counsel imposed those tariffs these outlying systems are at great risk.

Hope all is well with you. Should be around for at least the next few days..

KaeTe

[David In Indy]

Ummmm, Jess? 

What are you doing? Have you been sucking on the hydrocodone again? 

[injest]

Ummmm, Jess? 

What are you doing? Have you been sucking on the hydrocodone again? 

what you mean? I am not doing anything!

[injest]

DAVID!!

LOVE the new CAR!!!



especially the AC!!!

[injest]

what is this??!! I stopped in to say hi and thought I would give you a BIT of business (considering how empty this joint is) and THIS is what I get??




FALSE advertisement is what that is....ONE chocolate chip?? (or is that a bug?  )

[injest]

oops better head out....I see the hazmat guys are here...

[David In Indy]

oops better head out....I see the hazmat guys are here...

The Hazmat guys are here, because YOU are here and you brought the vermin with you!

Thanks a lot Jess!

[injest]

The Hazmat guys are here, because YOU are here and you brought the vermin with you!

Thanks a lot Jess!

hey I bought that Roach Muffin HERE!!

[David In Indy]

You bought that roach muffin at the store and carried it in with you. I can see the price tag on the wrapper Jess!

Now stop bad mouthing my club! Or else I'll be forced to go over and have a look at YOUR place - the same place NOBODY has been in for the past year. I'll bet there's a huge pest fest going on up in there. Roaches and spiders and bugs, oh my!