If you were the writer......

[chefjudy]

  you guys are too much - I'm laughing as I read these.......................

[Lumière]

Damn it, Lucise, you did it again! How come you always bring out the worst in me??? Okay,folks, you better take a sip of Old Rose Whiskey before reading this:

Ennis is hammerin' Jack in that tent scene. Jack can't quite believe this is actually happening and thinks:

Oh, my freaking god! Hallelujah! Water walking Jesus! Am I dreaming or is he really banging me right now? Who would’ve thought, old Ennis….  Ouch! Ah, I mean: hmmmm! Arrrh! Glad I gave him a hand....

Then he can't think anymore because he is too busy, pounding the ground.

 
 

LOL!!
Someone posted something funny on the old board a while back; that when jack tells Ennis to quit his hammerin', he is actually saying: "Ennis, quit ya hammerin' out there, and start ya hammerin' in here"..lol

[Pipedream]

Someone posted something funny on the old board a while back; that when jack tells Ennis to quit his hammerin', he is actually saying: "Ennis, quit ya hammerin' out there, and start ya hammerin' in here"..lol

I know, that cracked me up, too! I just blatantly stole the idea from whoever it was....     

[ednbarby]

Jack while Ennis is washing.

"Potatoes.  Think potatoes.  Don't look.  Don't fcking look!  Peel.  Breathe.  Peel."

That is *perfection*, Kirk.  I love it.  Thank you!   

I've pictured it a bit more primal, like "Son of a bitch...  You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.  Fuck.  FUCK."  Yours is much prettier.

[Lumière]

I love this thread! 

One scene that always amuses me:
After Jack finishes taking a leak, he comes back and shows off his "rodeo pride" or belt buckle to Ennis who just looks at him amusingly for a while.  I bet Ennis is thinking:
"Hmmm..nice package...! ... belt buckle isn't bad either!"

[Ok, I'll come clean, maybe Ennis wasn't thinking that, but I was.  ...
It was an open invitation to stare at his crotch, who could resist? Not me... ).

[MaineWriter]

"The morning after." Ennis sits up, rubs his head.

Holy fuckin' hell, my head feels like shit. Why the fuck did I drink so much of that rotgut whiskey last night? Wait a minute, where am I? looks around I'm in the tent...Oh fuck, what went on? Wait a minute, I know what went on... starts to pull up pants, looks down li'l Ennis, you tellin' me you liked what went on?

[DeeDee]

I love this thread! 

One scene that always amuses me:
After Jack finishes taking a leak, he comes back and shows off his "rodeo pride" or belt buckle to Ennis who just looks at him amusingly for a while.  I bet Ennis is thinking:
"Hmmm..nice package...! ... belt buckle is not bad either!"

[Ok, I'll come clean, maybe Ennis wasn't thinking that, but I was.  ).

I don't know you guys all that well, but I knew I would be laughing my butt off at some of these.  I could tell just by the threads,  you all have great senses of humor.

[ednbarby]

How about Jack's pose against the pick-up in the first scene.  Always makes me think he's thinkin' "Hey, boy..."  Nothing more.  Just that.

And when we were watching it together the other night, my husband goes in Ennis' morning-after scene, "Oh, shit.  What the *hell* did I do last night?"  Then, when he's looking into the tent at Jack that night before going in, he says, "Whatever it was, I wanna do it again."

[DeeDee]

Jack while Ennis is washing.

"Potatoes.  Think potatoes.  Don't look.  Don't fcking look!  Peel.  Breathe.  Peel."

That's it Kirk, I'm finished.  I just popped in the movie because, well, no reason and I cannot stop laughing at the potato peeling scene.  I will never look at it the same again.  ROTF

[kirkmusic]

DeeDee - heh heh heh