Well, lately I've been obsessed with another film -- which is, Little Miss Sunshine, of course. And every time I watch it, I anxiously await the part where Steve Carrell (who plays a scholarly homosexual) goes into the convenient store to buy Grandpa Hoover his porn. And I love this part, because it is at this point in the movie where Steve Carrell purchases what I am now convinced to be the gayest beverage in the history of time: a blue raspberry slushie.
I'm not sure if it's the way he says it (because he says it hilariously, in my opinion)... or the fact that he innocently buys it along with a stack of heterosexual pornography... but there's just this gayness about it. -- Don't get me wrong, I love blue raspberry slushies!
So, when I think about this... I think of those stereotypical masculine foods that are identified with manly men -- like hot wings, or beef jerky, or beer. And I was just wondering if anyone wanted to brainstorm what sort of falls under the category of "gay cuisine."
I know recently Stephen Colbert was talking about how gay baby carrots are.
Here's hoping that no one takes offense to this, and that people find it fun coming up with a list of ideas.
David
P.S. It's really late. Cut me a break.
