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The World of Puns, BBM, BetterMost, and Anything Goes!
« on: February 16, 2007, 07:47:43 pm »
Here's one of the winners in the recent International Pun Contest:

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: The World of Puns, BBM, BetterMost, and Anything Goes!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 12:06:38 pm »
In time for the holiday, here is the George Washington "bridge."



"chewing gum and duct tape"