Random stuff that makes me laugh

[injest]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

[dot-matrix]

    That's going to make the rounds at work tomorrow!  Thanks Jess

[injest]

I thought it was cute...I have seen it before but it still tickles me everytime I think of it!


especially the "May the force be with ya'll!"

 

[injest]

You May Be Addicted to Chatting if:

you lol to a j/k.
you call your friends to tell them that you want to chat
you say "lol" every time you find something funny.
you say "brb" every time you have to leave for a minute. 
you to ppl. 
you get together with friends and actually say LOL or ROFL instead of just laughing.
you smile sideways and say "LOL" when something's funny.
the only talking you do is online chatting.
you dream about your cyberbabe's chat entries. 
chatting is more important than sleep, love or friendship.
you [**********] when you cyber.
you dream in text instead of pictures.
you ever hit the snooze button on your alarm because you are dreaming that you are responding to an instant message.
you say hehehe every time you wanna laugh. 
you fall in love with someone, and you haven't seen her face...... or heard her voice.
your only friends are chat partners.
all the girlfriends you've ever had were first female chat partners.
the only sex you've had is cybersex.
you ever think up looks for someone you've never met.