And this is where the really naughty folks and trolls end-up. Chris - Vic & Elle already know this, but you really have to keep an eye on Becks...she's trouble! She looks all sweet and innocent, but Phillip's had to threaten her with the dungeon a number of times.
She keeps trying to turn all the conversations into threads about Jake and his beardy-beard named Dill, and we just can't have that. I'm sure you have the key to the dungeon? It should be in the pocket of your cape...
Yeah I don't like it down there. It smells weird and it is damp. I did make a few rat friends who promised to break me free but then I got sidetracked by someother folks playing the harmonica and singin'. I am kinda getting used to it down here, but surely Chan should come down here to, I mean she is always talking about Jake and Dill, atleast I made a thread so we could talk about him and other pollution. So send me a friend down here cause; "I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me"...well apart from waaaaaaaaaaaaay to friendly fellow prisoners.
Plus if Chan comes down here we can reinact the Billy Ray Cyrus play!
Why am I asking for people to come down here? Surely I should be begging to come out? Ah I can just bribe Chris to let me out, after all the newest are the weakest! Or I could talk to momma and get her to release me so me and her can go fishin' with that nice Mr. Twist!