Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)

[TOoP/Bruce]

Your mother keeps your room like it was when you were a boy. Go back 30 years.

God, and I thought some of the Monopoly games I played as a kid were loooooong.....

[ifyoucantfixit]

        You made the 8 second buzzer collect $200.00 bucks

[Fran]

"You oughta go to Mexico.  Pay $75 for Spanish lessons."

[ifyoucantfixit]

          You cant find the coffee pot handle,, go directy to jail. pay $50.00

[Meryl]

You married a woman who talks a blue streak.  Collect $100 for a lifetime supply of earplugs.

[fernly]

You offer to switch places with the player sitting on your right.
You're happy to do it, and get to skip two spaces so as to get a jump on the damn coyotes.

[fernly]

Your low-startle point horse spins and crow-hops.
Lose a turn while looking back to see if Ennis noticed.

[dot-matrix]

"Brokeback Mountainopoly" should be patented real quick. It could make big bucks for whoever does so.

The folks at Dave Cullen published a book...WHY can't the folks at Bettermost make and market a game.  Where are the business types around here.  Might even be able to talk Parker Brothers into a limited edition of say 500.  Make it a real collectors item.  You've got several artists, like Milli around here and y'all have shown on this thread  just how darn creative you are with thinking up the chance and community chest cards and places on the board.  Food for thought folks...whatcha waitin for...a matin call?

 

[TOoP/Bruce]

SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!

Advance to The Delmar-Twist Calf and Cattle Ranch!

If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.

[Sheriff Roland]

SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!

Advance to The Delmar-Twist Calf and Cattle Ranch!

If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.

That's gotta be the 'Boardwalk' of the game, right? - the most valuable property?