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"Brokeback Fever Pitch," "I 'Cowbot", and other sequels....
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"Sunday Black Sunday"
Plot Synopsis:
Disgruntled members of the Academy are planning an attack at the Academy Awards (formerly known as "The Gay Superbowl") and it’s up to Tom Cruise to bring the plot to an end in "Sunday Black Sunday."
God help the Academy...
Ang Lee plays a director who won a Best Director award for a film that was snubbed for best picture. Jake and Heath play actors who were cheated out of Best Supporting Actor/Best Actor awards and who want to get back at the Academy for the snub done to their careers and to their movie Brokeback Mountain. The mastermind behind many of the events, Michelle helps to engineer the plot by marrying Heath, having a child, and allowing the couple to stay in the United States while they plot their revenge. Jake is part of the plot and becomes a godfather to the child Heath and Michelle give birth to. Michelle, who was also cheated of an Academy Award for Best Supporting actress, deftly masterminds their revenge plot.
The plot involves importing plastic explosives from the mid-east in the form of glow in the dark plastic crucifixes, hijacking the Snoopy One blimp and crashing the booby-trapped blimp into the Kodak Theatre, the crown jewel of the Hollywood & Highland entertainment complex on live TV.
Tom Cruise plays a scientologist/action star who accidently stumbles onto the plot, but will he be in time to stop the Awards Ceremony before there is blood on the red carpet? Well, not if the fool keeps jumping on talk show sofas, and attacking women with post-partum depression for taking antidepressant medications.
And if Tom Terrific does stop the plot, will he ruin his professional chances of ever working with Ang Lee as a director?
The clock is ticking....
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"The Stallion Job" (The Italian Job)
Plot Synopsis:
Ennis, Jack, and a crack team of disgruntled former employees of Joe Aguirre, plan to heist 1 million dollars in gold from a bank in Denver using specially bred Shetland ponies for high manoeuverability and a super fast getaway. They hack into a computer system controlling the traffic lights of Denver. They change all lights to green thus tying up traffic to better implement their escape.
Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow...
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"Crow Cowboy: Jack Nasty Rises Again"
Plot Synopsis:
From the crypt of this deserted tomb rises the one man, the one avenger, the one diabolical mastermind who can create bone chilling terror, blood curdling horror.
One year after the murder of Ennis Delmar, the spirit of a crow escorts Jack back from the dead to revenge Ennis's murder on "Devil's Right Hand Night", a local night of senseless heterosexual violence, inebriation, and wanton distruction (sometimes referred to as "Prom Night").
Jack returns to life with superpowers, and systematically proceeds to extract his vengeance for death of Ennis at the hands of GOP Dollarz, a powerful crime-boss and member of the Senate who lives in Riverton, Wyoming.
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"The Two Jacks" (Dead Ringer)
Plot Synopsis:
Jake and Jack are identical twins. Fifteen years ago, Jake met Lureen and began a relationship. Jack stole Lureen from him and Jack and Lureen married, had a child, and they became financially successful. Jake never forgave the two of them. Jake and Jack rarely ever see or mention each other again.
Now, Jake is down on his luck and about to lose his little cow and calf operation. During an argument with his brother who has come looking for a handout, Jack apologizes for stealing away Jake's woman, but he tells Jake that they had to get married because Lureen was pregnant. Jack doesn't tell Jake that the father of the baby was actually Lureen's own dad.
Jake kills Jack and hides the body. Being identical twins, Jake assumes Jack's identity. Easier said than done. Jack's lover on the side, Ennis, eventually learns of Jake's ruse. Ennis continues to see Jake for fishing trips, and Jake seems to share his brother's tastes because he continues his relationship with Ennis. When Ennis eventually finds out about the deception, Jake tries to blackmail Ennis into giving him money or he will tell Alma the truth about their fishing trips. During a heated argument, Ennis forces Jake to admit the truth and reveal where Jack is buried. Ennis and Jake fight, Jake gets attacked and killed by Jack's dog.
Ennis tries to make it look like a tire-iron murder to divert suspicion to Lureen who it turns out was in on the plot because she always loved Jake more than Jack.
Ennis recovers Jack's remains and secretly re-inters them at their old campsite on Brokeback Mountain.
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"The Terrible Two-Headed Cowboy Transplant"
Plot Synopsis:
They say that a cowboy with two heads is better than one.
A mad scientist kidnaps Jack and Ennis and grafts Jack's head onto Ennis's body backwards. On the plus side, this has the advantage of always being aware of who is coming on going, and being better able to keep watch over sheep. The down side? Having two heads means that it is difficult to wear Stetson Resistols without one constantly knocking the other off.
The Ennis/Jack creature kills its creator with a nearby tire-iron and escapes the secret laboratory and tries to reconcile with both Alma and Lureen. Alma seems to be willing to go along with the new arrangement, but Lureen is consumed with concern for what the neighbors might think...
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