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"Brokeback Fever Pitch," "I 'Cowbot", and other sequels....
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee (Mon May 8 2006 11:11:53 )
"Being Jake Gyllenhaal"
Plot Synopsis:
In an office building on floor 7-1/2, there is a room with a portal hidden behind a file cabinet.
Through the portal, one falls inside the the brain of actor Jake Gyllenhaal for 15 minutes.
Soon, a mysterious puppeteer and his girlfriend are selling tickets to people who want to take a ride in Jake Gyllenhaal's head. Even Heath Ledger takes a ride in Jake's head as Jake plays Jack with Heath playing Ennis, which means that Ennis (played by Heath) is really making out with himself.
We are all puppets in life. Everyone is manipulated in this film, and we all take turns being puppets and puppeteers. Such is the life in the spotlights in this crazy-cool world of celebrity.
Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow...
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee (Mon May 8 2006 05:01:07 )
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"Ewe without a face" (Les Yeux sans visage)
Plot Synopsis"
Joe Aguirre loses his favorite sheep Christie in a drowning accident. He fakes a burial.
Meanwhile, back at the veterinary clinic, Christie the sheep is very much alive, wandering about the farm and wearing a mysterious blank-faced mask. The mirrors have been covered to prevent her from seeing herself. She's is definitely an ewe on the edge.
Aguirre's assistant Alma spends an enormous amount of time looking for sheep with similar facial construction and wool texture to Christie's. Alma has a scar on her neck. Has Dr. Aguirre changed her face as well? Maybe as a practice sessi
Aguirre enjoys surgical trans-species heterografts, hey we all have to have a hobby... But, if you can't stand it, you gotta fix it.
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by - bjblakeslee (Mon May 8 2006 08:28:37 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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"Godzilla vs. Homophobotron"
Plot Synopsis:
The forests around Signal are dying because an ancient seal is broken by foresters. They are also making life difficult for gay people in the area. An evil faerie named Aguirre goads the proceedings on and summons up a monster named Homophobotron to wreak havoc on the Earth. Two miniature forest spirits called EnniJak, open the lid of the egg they share and sing a song ("Water Walking Mothra) that calls up a rainbow-colored monster to protect the Earth.
The EnniJak also call upon the healing power of Rainbow Mothra to bring pride back to the Mountain and undo the environmental damage done to the Earth by Aguirre's monster.
No one asks or tells the American military to get involved, and the battles happen mostly in the forests near Brokeback Mountain and far away from any cities. Things begin to look bad for Rainbow Mothra. Both EnniJak decide the battle needs reinforcements. The Enjak fetch Godzilla, who soon puts things right... using a double flying kick to put Homophobotron out of commission. Now Rainbow Mothra can finish the job of healing the Earth, and making the forests safe for gay people again.
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by - bjblakeslee (Wed May 3 2006 13:36:04 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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"The Het Net"(The Net)
Plot Synopsis:
"Your bank cards, your identity, your sexual orientation, DELETED."
Jack Twist is a computer geek who telecommutes from home and spends most of his free time on IMDB forums. He occasionally works the farm for his parents in Lightning Flats, but has no real life to speak of. Joe Aguirre send him a weird program to de-bug and then Joe dies mysteriously.
Jack discovers a file folder marked "Super secret information, VERY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE" on the disk he receives just before he takes off for a short vacation to Mexico.
Jack finds that his credit records are erased and someone has substituted a different identity. Jack finds that much to his horror, he is now straight, asian, and republican with a pending indictment for manufacturing Iraqi evidence of weapons of mass destruction at the request of the White House.
Jack struggles valiantly to find out why this has happened to him.
Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow...
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by - bjblakeslee (Thu May 4 2006 04:29:21 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
UPDATED Tue May 9 2006 13:50:59
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"The Jackson Hole Horror"(The Dunwich Horror/Die Monster Die)
Plot Synopsis:
Based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft, John Twist comes under the supernatural influence of a radioactive meteorite. He summons a man named Randall to become his mindless, obedient slave.
Jack Twist and Ennis Delmar visit the library at the infamous Laramie County Community College Library (ostensibly to look for a book about how to castrate a calf, but really to look at a copy of "The Advocate"), they discover a young man Randall who wishes to check out a book of the undead - The Necronomicon.
This unholy ancient tome contains incantations for summoning demons from the underworld. ( Jack tells Ennis that he thinks he knows the guy from somewhere, but isn't exactly forthcoming about how and where.}
John Twist wants to use the Necronomicon to open the gateways of Hell and unleash a demon (Yog Sothoth) in this dimension, and a human sacrifice of his son Jack must be offered to appease the guardians of the Portal of the Damned.
Can Ennis save Jack in time before he is sacrificed in a ritual at Jackson Hole?
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