Howdy Cowfolk,
Here is your newest craft project: the "Old Rose" whiskey label.
Print out the page and back with a sheet of self adhesive paper. Then, trim the label to the line and apply to a blank whiskey bottle. Cut out the collar band and apply to the neck of the bottle. Now you've got a bottle of the fella's favorite hootch.
Impress yer friends; get loaded and speak more than you have in a whole year!