Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
Lumière:
--- Quote from: Memento on July 10, 2006, 01:46:34 pm ---Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--- End quote ---
Jack to Ennis: I hear ya there bud! But I think having sex is like picking a fight. You gotta be ready to roll on the ground, and if you can't pack a good punch, you better have a quick and ready tongue!
::) 8)
Katie77:
When the rodeo clown walks back to his buddies playing pool, after talking to jack at the bar.........
1st buddy...........What that cowboy talkin to you bout?
Rodeo clown........Not too sure, I think he has a thing for clowns.
1st buddy............Clowns eh, should join a bloody circus, I thought he was a bit QUEER..
Rodeo clown........Yeah, fancy having a thing for clowns, hey buddy, you wanna go to a
motel and we'll have a bit o fun?
Fran:
After Jack is thrown off the bull at the rodeo:
The Announcer: Oh, and down he goes! Whoa, watch out there, fella!
He's comin' for ya! Send in the clowns.
(breaking into song here)
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns....
=comment=
Thank you, Toast, for the inspiration.
Katie77:
***bump****
i hope im not out of line bumping this thread...there are so many good ones here....
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Fran-E on July 14, 2006, 02:27:40 pm ---Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:
Sheep #124: Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here. Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?
Sheep #89: I told you, I don't do water. You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.
Sheep #227: If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.
Sheep #9: Hey, it's been three hours. Don't we get a lunch break?
Sheep #178: Where's my close-up? My contract specifically calls for a close-up....
Ang Lee (making mental note to self): No more movies with sheep.
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version