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Will-U

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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2006, 02:48:01 pm »

JOHN TWIST (to Ennis):
U seem like such a nice boy and seein' that U cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't U........ and ME let's get it on, rite now, CowBoi!  U thought Jack was hot, well, he ain't got nuttin' on better hung Daddy Twist!  :P  Yeeee-hore!  :laugh:
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 03:10:23 pm »
LOL Will!
I think the cup-spitting has got to stop if Pa Twist wants to get any action from anyone at all!   :laugh:

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Ennis - You wanna know how many times I wrang it out thinkin' of you?

Jack - What? 6 times a day?  That's how many times I wrang it out for you!

Ennis - 6 times a day?  Jesus H., Jack!!

Jack - Wut?  *smiles*  You don't wanna know the things I've done to you in my head ..hehe..

Ennis - Hmmm....Like whut?

Jack - Might be easier if I show you ... we'll need some ice, a towel, a candle and your belt ...

Ennis - What the f...??
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 03:33:26 pm »
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you guys make me blush...

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SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2006, 04:09:16 pm »
Jack: Since we're always getting together in the cold weather...let's meet up in Jackson Hole for some skiing!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2006, 04:21:33 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on May 02, 2006, 03:33:26 pm
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you guys make me blush...

SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"

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Fancy!  Sheep getting jealous coz they're missing all the action! LOL!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2006, 04:36:59 pm »
MRS. TWIST to JOHN TWIST: "Shut your trap, tobacco breath"
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2006, 04:48:03 pm »
Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2006, 05:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Memento on May 02, 2006, 04:48:03 pm
Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"




I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT ONE!!!!! ROTF



Ennis flips Alma over in bed:

Alma:  "What the....."
Ennis:   "Oops, sorry, had a flashback."
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2006, 05:15:01 pm »
JACK TO ENNIS: "Quit your hammerin' and get in here... and start your hammerin'"
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LINES =U= WON'T HEAR
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2006, 05:26:07 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 02, 2006, 05:07:07 pm
Alma during sex with Ennis: "honey the ceiling needs painting"

Either that or "Honey... the carpet needs changing!"  :P

Or, the bottom sheet needs to be warshed!  :o

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Pa Newsome - Who is my favorite son-in-law then? ... *winks at Jack*

Jack - *rubbing LD's tummy* .... Who is my favorite beer-gut then?

Lureen - Aww.... Mom, Dad, Jack, come on!  Group hug!  And Dad, don't you grab Jack's ass again!...*giggles*

Bobby - * rolls eyes* ...I think I'm gonna be sick!   I'm so gonna need therapy ...
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