"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[Will-U]

JACK (to Ennis):
Next month on the 25th they're having a "Gay Pride Day at Yellowstone National Park" right here in Wyoming.

ENNIS (to Jack):
U can be a dumbazz bytch, Jack.  U 4got that's the day we're leading the Gay Pride Parade in New York!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

=aside= JShane
Well, U found it Shane.  U've been asking where is the original "LINEZ =U= WON'T HERE in BBM" and here it is.  I know that they still mention it in print over at BBM.  I surprisingly still get PMs there on this subject.  That's very nice except most of those there now, as U know, are not.  Over here, this file is going to be repositioned soon.
Will-V

[Pipedream]

Alma: Is he someone you cowboyed with or what?

Ennis: Hell, no! He’s someone I fucked with!

Alma: Oh, I see...

 

[Pipedream]

Alma: As far behind as we are on the bills, it makes me nervous not to use any sort of protection.

Ennis: If you don't want no more of my kids, I'll be happy to do it the "Ennis and Jack" way with ya!

Alma: Fine!   

 

[Front-Ranger]

Alma: "Texans don't drink coffee?"

Ennis: "Are you kiddin'? Not when there's whiskey and Ennis to be had!"

[Toast]

"How much is once in a while", said Jack. "Once in a while every fuckin' quadrennium?"

"Hunh?"


I had to show you this line from ABCs,
I had some help from Will who played the part of Ennis here.

[Sheyne]

Ennis to Jack:

"Now I know you ain't goin back up the mountain with that saddle cloth, Big J! It has a rip in it. Bottom left hand corner. Honestly, I can't trust you with anything. Give it here."

[Lumière]

ahahaha ... LOL!     Great posts guys!!!

##---------------------##


Jack - Umm..Ennis del Mar ain't been around has he? 

Aguirre - Who the f--k wants to know?   

Jack - Well...I just... 

Aguirre - I wish all the pea-brained idiots in this hell-hole wud mind their own friggin' business!
Unless Ennis himself has been mouthing stuff off...I told him, whatever we do in this trailer stays in this trailer!
Whatever we do behind the Knife 'n Fork stays behind the Knife 'n Fork!
Jeeeez!!!

[Lumière]

Jack - Ennis, how many times do I have to tell ya not to put ya razor in the f--kin' mug??
I drink my coffee from that!!

Ennis - Hunh?

Jack - Next you'll be p!ssin' in it!

Ennis - Wha??

Jack - In  the name of all that is holy, why is it men never listen??  Put the razor down Ennis! I mean it!
And don't be looking at me with those unbelievably-sexy-come-here-and-rub-my-chest-and-lick-nipples-in-a-puptent eyes! 
I won't have it!

[JulietteMontague]

Jack:  Hey Ennis, do you feel like having an In-N-Out burger for lunch?

Ennis:  Dude, I'll tell you what I want in and out... 

 

[Lumière]

Bobby - Mom, there's something I gotta tell ya.  I think Dad has found a new hobby!

Lureen - A new hobby, Bobby?

Bobby - A strange man called here yesterday, he asked to talk to Daddy. 
I can't remember what his name was, but I heard Dad tell him that he likes riding horses,
but much prefers riding 'Dennis elmar'.  What's a 'Dennis elmar' Mommy??  Is it a type of horse?
Mommy..mommy..can I have a 'Dennis' pony when I turn 8?