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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
mvansand76:
--- Quote from: David on September 04, 2007, 04:09:45 am ---
Ray (to Robert): She's NOT the one!!
Robert: What?
Ray: Listen! I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know and because I SAW it!
Robert: What are you talking about?
Debra: What did you see Ray?
Ray: Angela ate the fly!
Debra: WHAT?
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: The fly that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then SHE AAAAATE IT!
Debra: What the HELL are you doing Ray?
Robert: Yeah man, what is your problem?
Ray: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a FLY!
Debra: Oh she did NOT! You must have seen something else.
Ray: What, then? What did I see?
Debra: I don't know! Maybe it was a crouton or something.
Ray: A FLYING crouton?
Debra: Are you drunk?
Ray: Look, I'm trying to help him!
Robert: How is this supposed to help me?
Ray: Robert, I'm doing what any brother would do and if you see Debra eat a fly, I want you to tell me right away!
Debra: She did NOT eat a fly!
Ray: YES!!!!!!!
Robert: Just a second Raymond. Because what I REALLY think you are saying is "Uh oh. Robert found someone special, someone so special that she might actually be the one". But because you're such a sniveling, little insecure man, you'll do ANYTHING to keep me from having what you have!
Ray: SHE ATE A FLY!!!!
:laugh: :laugh:
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MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
God this is so hilarious, I thought I was gonna choke when I watched this. Does somebody know if it's on youtube? The look on Ray's face is just classic slapstick. It's my mom and dad's favorite too!
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Snavel del Snuit on September 06, 2007, 04:12:07 pm ---
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
God this is so hilarious, I thought I was gonna choke when I watched this. Does somebody know if it's on youtube? The look on Ray's face is just classic slapstick. It's my mom and dad's favorite too!
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Melissa, I have many youtube videos of ELR posted in my "Everybody Loves Raymond" thread, but I don't think I posted a clip from "She's The One". I'm not sure though. But if it's out there, I'll find it. And just as soon as I do, I'll post it for you! :D
mvansand76:
Well, while you're doing that, I will be bumping threads from page 5 to 1 in your forum!
::)
David In Indy:
Ray storms into the house after having an argument with Frank and Marie....
Ray: (to Debra) I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with them!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa!
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Amy is upset when she finds out her parents threw her brother Peter out of the house....
Marie: Oh, Amy dear, you have to understand. A child is like a baby robin; you feed him, you nurture him, you get him strong so when the time comes, he's ready to fly away and bring you back grand-robins. But no matter how much you want him to, sometimes there's a robin who just won't fly away.
Frank: And before you know it, you got a 40-year old robin who can't lift his ass out of the nest.
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