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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
Robert smokes a cigarette with Pat, and then climbs into bed with Amy. Amy notices Robert smelling of cigarette smoke, and after questioning Robert about it, follows Robert out into the hallway....
Amy: Robert, have you been smoking?
Marie hears the commotion out in the hallway, opens her bedroom door and comes out into the hall...
Amy: Marie, smell Robert!
Marie (smells Robert's shirt and thumps him upside his head) You're a SMOKER!!
Frank comes out of the bedroom
Frank: Someone either be dead or dying out here!
Marie: Smell your son!!
Frank bend down and sniffs Robert's ass
Marie: NO!! NOT THERE!!
:laugh: :laugh:
Shasta542:
--- Quote ---Frank bend down and sniffs Robert's ass
Marie: NO!! NOT THERE!!
--- End quote ---
;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Amy's parents are visiting Ray's house for Easter (I think).
Frank--Can we watch television now?
Marie--NO!!
Frank--Well, what the hell are we going to do?
Amy's dad--Less cursing, I hope.
Then they put together a heavy metal band puzzle that Amy's mom brought because it had the word "Sacred" in it and she mistakenly thought it would be suitable for Easter. And everyone gets mad because Ray talks to Amy's mom instead of Deborah and Marie.
David In Indy:
Yeah, those are great lines Shasta. :laugh: :laugh:
Here's another one....
Robert: Oh my God ma! I'm sorry. I've been giving you the silent treatment all week.
Marie: You have??
David In Indy:
Marie: Yes, MAYBE I do ask for favors in return sometimes. ONCE in a blue moon. And you call that controlling? I call that a family.
Amy: A Mafia family.
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Marie: (to Debra) A time arrives in a woman's life when she can still show her body off... but she shouldn't. It's just not becoming of a lady. And I say, for every year you're over 40, you should add an inch to the hemline of your dress.
Frank: (to Marie) Well then you should be dragging around a Persian rug!
:laugh: :laugh:
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