Glad ya'll are enjoying this!!
Here's another one....
Robert thinks he has finally found the woman of his dreams......
..... until Ray spies her eating a fly
and then chasing it down with a glass of red wine....
Ray (to Robert): She's
NOT the one!!
Robert: What?
Ray: Listen! I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know and because I SAW it!
Robert: What are you talking about?
Debra: What did you see Ray?
Ray: Angela ate the fly!
Debra: WHAT?
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: The fly that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then SHE
AAAAATE IT!
Debra: What the HELL are you doing Ray?
Robert: Yeah man, what is your problem?
Ray: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a FLY!
Debra: Oh she did NOT! You must have seen something else.
Ray: What, then? What did I see?
Debra: I don't know! Maybe it was a crouton or something.
Ray: A
FLYING crouton?
Debra: Are you drunk?
Ray: Look, I'm trying to help him!
Robert: How is this supposed to help me?
Ray: Robert, I'm doing what any brother would do and if you see Debra eat a fly, I want you to tell me right away!
Debra: She did NOT eat a fly!
Ray: YES!!!!!!!
Robert: Just a second Raymond. Because what I REALLY think you are saying is "Uh oh. Robert found someone special, someone so special that she might actually be the one". But because you're such a sniveling, little insecure man, you'll do ANYTHING to keep me from having what you have!
Ray:
SHE ATE A FLY!!!!