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Cellar Scribblings
Katie77:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on May 20, 2009, 06:20:09 pm --- :laugh:
nope!
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Could you say that with a little bit more conviction, please........(and wipe that gravy off your chin)
CellarDweller:
Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!
The weekend is almost upon us!
Hope everyone is doing well!
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: optom3 on May 20, 2009, 04:54:56 pm ---Just checking to make sure that mint sauce and lamb have not mated with each other !
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--- Quote from: Katie77 on May 20, 2009, 06:22:04 pm ---Could you say that with a little bit more conviction, please........(and wipe that gravy off your chin)
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Actually, I'm glad you both mentioned this, I want to bring a lawsuit against DavidInIndy for misrepresentation.
He puts these happy little lambs out there as prizes for his game, and I am not happy with the final product that was given to me for my prize.
I put my hard work into his "What is it" game, as I have done before, and I finally win a sheep.
When it arrives at my house, this is what I get.....
I'm running out of fresh meat to feed this creature, and I have to keep Blaze locked away to make sure this Satan Spawn of a lamb won't eat him.
David, you had better accept the return of this sheep, and give me the one I really won, or you'll be with me in front of Judge Judy.
Katie77:
OMG.....that is one mean sheep....
I'm glad I didn't win now.
optom3:
OMG Chuck,
did it arrive like that or has it been a gradual transformation.Is it a sort of Jeckyl and Hyde thing. I need some answers and fast. :o
Bo peep as I have named mine, seems fine at the moment, but she does seem to be taking an unusual interest in Snowy.
I thought it was as a playmate and now I am a little concerned that I am being duped and really she is eyeing up Snowy as a mid morning snack !!!!!
Please respond ASAP as I have had to confine Bo peep to the garage and I can hear some pretty worrying noises comming from there. I suspect that maybe I have no tyres left on my car.
Maybe you just got the mutant one ??? !!!! I hope so, still if not and I have got the lamby version of a werewolf, I sense an ingenious plan taking shape. The next debt collector who comes round, well what can I say, no need to go and see Sue in Aus. for my meat pies, Sweeny Todd eat you heart out.
In fact rather than castigating David (sorry Chuck ) I am going to thank him if Bo peep becomes Bo Frankenstein.
Debt collector arrives, freezer then fully stocked with meat pies, and when the law come banging on the door,I will tell them my Frankenstien lamb ate him and my son is as we speak enjoying a very tasty meat pie and fries.
The beauty of it is, that no one will believe me as it is a known fact I am mad as a hatter, so it will be a glorious double bluff. I can hear the officer now, "well there's no point trying to get any sense out of that one, nutty as a fruit cake" and I have the medication to prove it ;D
You have to admit it is inspired!!!!
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