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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3000 on: June 12, 2008, 09:47:04 am »
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I'm really getting tired of the "Kitty names saga."

On the first day, he was getting into everything, and mom started calling him "pain in the ass".

She decided that's not a nice name for a kitten.  Well, he's small, and keeps hiding in things.  In an effort to find him, mom would walk around saying "Where's the baby?" and he would appear.  So she thought he should be named "Baby".

Well, dad and Chris (my brother) hate that name, and it got tossed out.

I suggested "Rodeo", they didn't like it.

The kitten is at that playful biting stage, so I suggested "Nibbles" and "Fang".  They both got rejected.

He behaves very crazily, so I tried "Loco Gato" (crazy cat in spanish) but no one liked that.

I then suggested that since he has a small patch of white fur under his neck, "Patches".  Denied again.

Then, I said because he's dark furred, and we all like dark chocolate, "Cocoa".  The reply was that he's black, not brown, so Cocoa won't fit.

  ::) ::)

It's a kitten, pick a name!


this morning, I said that since he's black, how about Liccorice?

Mom is considering this one....we'll see if the poor guy finally has a name.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3001 on: June 12, 2008, 09:53:18 am »
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I'm really getting tired of the "Kitty names saga."

On the first day, he was getting into everything, and mom started calling him "pain in the ass".

She decided that's not a nice name for a kitten.  Well, he's small, and keeps hiding in things.  In an effort to find him, mom would walk around saying "Where's the baby?" and he would appear.  So she thought he should be named "Baby".

Well, dad and Chris (my brother) hate that name, and it got tossed out.

I suggested "Rodeo", they didn't like it.

The kitten is at that playful biting stage, so I suggested "Nibbles" and "Fang".  They both got rejected.

He behaves very crazily, so I tried "Loco Gato" (crazy cat in spanish) but no one liked that.

I then suggested that since he has a small patch of white fur under his neck, "Patches".  Denied again.

Then, I said because he's dark furred, and we all like dark chocolate, "Cocoa".  The reply was that he's black, not brown, so Cocoa won't fit.

  ::) ::)

It's a kitten, pick a name!


this morning, I said that since he's black, how about Liccorice?

Mom is considering this one....we'll see if the poor guy finally has a name.


Call him Twist
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3002 on: June 12, 2008, 09:59:13 am »
How about Licorice Twist?


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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3003 on: June 12, 2008, 10:00:27 am »
I had a white cat once whose name was Anemia.

If I ever need a drag name, it will be Venus Thrombosis.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3004 on: June 12, 2008, 11:13:26 am »
Why don't you just call it Kitty Cat, like every other cat on earth?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3005 on: June 12, 2008, 11:14:36 am »
If I ever need a drag name, it will be Venus Thrombosis.

I immedialy thought of "Penis Thrombosis", I don't know why......
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3006 on: June 12, 2008, 11:42:49 am »
Why don't you just call it Kitty Cat, like every other cat on earth?

Or Tiddles, like Mrs. Slocombe's pussy. ...
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3007 on: June 12, 2008, 11:50:16 am »
Hi Chuck and Blog Friends!

My daughter cleverly named her favorite stuffed cat "Kitty" and it has worked out just fine.  He is also a black cat.


OMG! My daughter has  a "Kitty"too. She has had it since she was an infant and will not sleep without her even now at 10yrs old.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3008 on: June 12, 2008, 11:55:49 am »
Same story here.  She has had Kitty since she was 18 months, and sleeps with him every night.  She is now 4.  How funny!


Aww!
 I'll have to get a picture of our kitty. She has been loved to death. Luckily we can wash her.
Once we realized how attached she was we wanted to get her another just incase anything happened. We searched all over and finally found a twin on Ebay.
We had it in the back of the closet until we needed it. One day she left Kitty at a friends house. So we pulled out the replacement until we could go tthe next day and get the original. Well, it didn't work. She said "it looks like kitty but its not her. My kitty is soft and lovey" Needless to say I had to drive across town to get Kitty so we could all sleep!  :laugh:
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3009 on: June 12, 2008, 12:16:38 pm »
When I was a baby we had a cat named Foolish. He proptly ran away when they brung me home from the hospital.
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