Reminds me of a joke I heard this week:
A minister was standing at the front door of his Church shaking the hands of the congregants as they were leaving when this old man he has never seen before walks up and grabs his hand.
"Preacher" he says, "That is the best damn sermon I have heard in my whole life, I enjoyed the hell out of it."
Stunned, the minister replies: "Well Sir, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but please remember where you are, I would appreciate it if you refrained from using profanity."
Unfased, the man continues: "Yeeeeah buddy, I enjoyed that damn sermon so much I put $5,000 in the offering plate."
To which the minister replied: "No Shit!"