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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5150 on: February 02, 2009, 11:10:40 am »
Quote from: southendmd on February 02, 2009, 09:42:15 am
You're already over the edge, dahlin'. :-*


but my feet are on the ground....at least physically!  ;D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5151 on: February 02, 2009, 01:25:36 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 02, 2009, 11:10:40 am

but my feet are on the ground....at least physically!  ;D

and your head in the clouds... :)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5152 on: February 02, 2009, 02:52:26 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on February 02, 2009, 01:25:36 pm
and your head in the clouds... :)

This reminds me of a musical...The Music Man??  Ah, yes...I'll just take a few liberties with the lyrics:

Marcellus:
Well a man who'll kiss on the very first date
Is usually a hussy.
And a man who'll kiss on the second time out
Is anything but fussy.
But a man who waits 'til the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!
He's the guy he's glad he's found--he's his
Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi!

Boys:
The guy who's hard to get!

Marcellus:
Shi-Poo-Pi!
Shi-Poo-Pi
Shi-Poo-Pi

Girls:
But you can win him yet.

Marcellus::
Walk him once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
He will never get sore
If you beg his pardon.

All:
Do re me fa so la si
Do si la sol fa mi re do

Marcellus:
Squeeze him once when he isn't lookin',
If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin',
Once more for a pepper-upper,
He will never get sore on his way to supper.

All:
Do re me fa sol la si
Do si do

Marcellus:
Shi-Poo-Pi!
Shi-Poo-Pi!
Shi-Poo-Pi!

Boys:
The guy who's hard to get.

Marcellus:
Shi-Poo-Pi!
Shi-Poo-Pi!
Shi-Poo-Pi!

Girls:
But you can win him yet.

All:
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi!
The guy who's hard to get.
Shi-Poo-Pi,
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi, but you can win him yet.
You can win him yet!
Shi-Poo-Pi!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5153 on: February 02, 2009, 03:21:28 pm »
Quote from: Penthesilea on February 02, 2009, 02:45:42 am

OMG, that's my man! I want him! He even irons shirts. Shirts are the worst thing to iron ever. Tell you what: in winter, I iron only the collar of my husband's shirts, then he puts a pullover over the shirt ;D.

If God had intended me to iron, he wouldn't have invented permanent press. ...



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Hey Chuck! Seems like you were the cleany uppy fairy today :).

 :-X  No comment.  8)

I can just image what some people--who shall be nameless--around here would think of the use of that word fairy.  :laugh:
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5154 on: February 02, 2009, 03:38:53 pm »
Quote from: Jeff  Wrangler on February 02, 2009, 03:21:28 pm
:-X  No comment.  8)

but ya know you want to!  ;D

Quote from: Jeff  Wrangler on February 02, 2009, 03:21:28 pm
I can just image what some people--who shall be nameless--around here would think of the use of that word fairy.  :laugh:


I wear it with pride!  ;D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5155 on: February 02, 2009, 04:48:05 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 02, 2009, 03:38:53 pm
but ya know you want to!  ;D

But I won't, 'cause you're my friend!  :D  :-*

Tell you what, the "cleany uppy fairy" has given me a great idea for next Halloween! Dress all in black. Get a set of black wings. Carry a pair of pliers. Presto! You're the Tooth Fairy's Evil Twin!  ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5156 on: February 02, 2009, 04:50:06 pm »
Quote from: Jeff  Wrangler on February 02, 2009, 04:48:05 pm
But I won't, 'cause you're my friend!  :D  :-*

Tell you what, the "cleany uppy fairy" has given me a great idea for next Halloween! Dress all in black. Get a set of black wings. Carry a pair of pliers. Presto! You're the Tooth Fairy's Evil Twin!  ;D

Chuckie already has most of the costume.  Got pliers?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5157 on: February 02, 2009, 05:26:35 pm »
Quote from: Katie77 on February 02, 2009, 12:01:14 am
NO NO NO.......


That is so true!
I love that!!!  ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5158 on: February 02, 2009, 07:10:30 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on February 02, 2009, 05:26:35 pm
That is so true!
I love that!!!  ;D

Me too!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5159 on: February 02, 2009, 07:37:43 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 01, 2009, 12:56:11 am
Actually, that's how it felt for a while!  :D :D :D

Thanks, but perhaps a new "Cleany Uppy Fairy" as Fiona named him, would be better.......








OK, he could use that sweater, or whatever it is, to polish my silver. ...  ;D
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