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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5420 on: February 28, 2009, 09:21:41 pm »
Wow! Almost a personal trainer! Did you get it for Christmas?


nope.

My mom wanted one, but they were all sold out for the holidays.  So my dad got the Wii console, and my brothers chipped in and got the Wii Fit, and gave it to mom and dad for their anniversary on Feb. 13th.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5421 on: February 28, 2009, 09:23:02 pm »
Sweet!  :)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5422 on: February 28, 2009, 09:23:39 pm »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMG---your own nag!


I know!  I've only been using it for 3 days, and I've been on it each day.  However, my friend Cor has it, and she told me that she was away for a week, and when she used it again, she had gained weight.  It yelled at her.  Her son Dylan (he's 7) said:

"I don't know why you use it, it's always yelling at you!"

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5423 on: February 28, 2009, 09:24:18 pm »
So, Chuck, are you getting Wii-er?   :)

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5424 on: February 28, 2009, 09:30:08 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well, my balance is improving, I can see that.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5425 on: February 28, 2009, 10:41:14 pm »
If you skip a day, when you use it again, it will say to you, "Oh...well look who's back....did you enjoy your day off?  Perhaps we should weigh you...."

 :laugh:    :laugh:

I still think it sounds fun.   ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5426 on: February 28, 2009, 11:10:36 pm »
Wow Chucky, what a machine.

I'm sure they dont have them out here in Oz yet. Have never seen it advertised.

Is it a mans voice or a womans voice?

I recently bought a GPS for the car and you can either have a man or woman speaking the directions. I read somewhere that some men wont take directions from a woman even on a computer GPS.

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5427 on: February 28, 2009, 11:20:21 pm »
Is it a mans voice or a womans voice?

when you pick your trainer, you can choose male or female.


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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5428 on: February 28, 2009, 11:34:23 pm »
So, did you play with your wee Wii today?  ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5429 on: February 28, 2009, 11:35:59 pm »
when you pick your trainer, you can choose male or female.

My friend John recently got himself a GPS unit for his car. You can pick the voices it uses to talk to you. Among the choices are Eric Idle, Sean Connery, and Dolly Parton!  ;D
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