Great comeback line Chucky.
I used to be an expert at those......just sitting here thinking back to when I was in my thirties, and i used to wear tee shirt like tops and slacks to work. At times when I would come into the office from outside, my nipples used to stand out under my tee shirt, which by the way I was aware of, and secretly I was quite cheeky about it.
Anyway.......I used to get the comment from the blokes......."hey, is it cold outside?"......and my standard comeback was......."no sweetie, I'm feeling horny".......that used to throw em for six, being turned from the aggressor to the dumbfounded.
Gee, I was a bloody flirt back then......oh dear....memories memories......