Thoughts for the day

[Jeff Wrangler]

On coming in #2 in AfterElton.com as the sexiest man alive behind #1, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Barrowman said:

 “I’m thrilled with the results. Who wouldn’t want to come in behind Jake Gyllenhaal?”

Since it's John Barrowman, are you sure he didn't say, "Who wouldn't want to come in Jake Gyllenhaal's behind?"

 

[injest]

Can I start smoking now?

oh, HONEY!! You been SSSSSSMOKIN' for years!!

 

[Shakesthecoffecan]

oh, HONEY!! You been SSSSSSMOKIN' for years!!

 

I know, I ment the legal stuff! 

Naw I was so worked up when I wrote that this morning, I was thinking "if I were a smoker I could go outside and smoke one." O-well, I gave my friend a ride to the airport this afternoon and she told me she is goingg to quit because the savings would amount to two trips to London a year.

[injest]

I know, I ment the legal stuff! 

Naw I was so worked up when I wrote that this morning, I was thinking "if I were a smoker I could go outside and smoke one." O-well, I gave my friend a ride to the airport this afternoon and she told me she is goingg to quit because the savings would amount to two trips to London a year.

they HAVE gotten awfully expensive...

[Shakesthecoffecan]

Last night I came to the realization that practically every white person I know in real life knows of, (no better than second hand) the twins Orangejello and Lemonjello. What I don't know is anyone who has actually seen them or knows where they live.

Orangejello and Lemonjello live either in Columbia, South Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina, Atlanta, Georgia, New Orleans, Nashville, Charlotte, they are either new born or 20 years old, are either high school seniors or  in Head Start. They are most often describe as both being male, but occasionally male and female. The implication is always that they are African American, and if you ask me, I suspect they have a lot of parents. 

[loneleeb3]

My friend Maribeth's sister is a nurse in New York, she had a mother name her daughter Formica Dinette.
She said she saw that name in the paper somewhere and just thought it sang!

[CellarDweller]

My friend had a picture of a little girl in a local newspaper at a town carival, and the girl's name was Charisma LaFontenelle.

 

She also had seen a girl that was named Crystal Chandelier.

 

[Shakesthecoffecan]

When I worked at the hospital there was a baby named November Rain.

[Jeff Wrangler]

I suppose everyone has heard of Mr. and Mrs. Showers, who named their baby girl April?

[Shakesthecoffecan]

A friend of mine knew this couple who married late in life and between them they had daughters named April, Fay and June.