BetterMost Community Blogs > Messages From The Heartland
The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
David In Indy:
The Crucifix
How many of you Catholics out there remember the good ol' crucifix? Mom hung one over the head of my bed. Okay, that's all well and good if you are STRAIGHT! But hang one over the bed of a gay teenager? Honey!!
MASTERBATION IS A SIN!!! That's what they told us! You don't hang the gorgeous body of a muscular man in a loin cloth over the head of a gay teenager's bed and then tell him he "can't touch it".
It's no wonder I learned to sleep in the fetal position. >:( :P
Lynne:
--- Quote from: David on October 28, 2007, 04:06:37 am ---...You don't hang the gorgeous body of a muscular man in a loin cloth over the head of a gay teenager's bed and then tell him he "can't touch it".
--- End quote ---
I'm sorry, David - this is funny in that ironic, sick, twisted way. Laughing my heart out!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahem..please continue.
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Lynne on October 28, 2007, 04:26:11 am ---I'm sorry, David - this is funny in that ironic, sick, twisted way. Laughing my heart out!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahem..please continue.
--- End quote ---
Should I? I'm scared I'll drag ya'll straight to Hell with me if I continue! ;) :D
Okay. I'll continue Lynne! (If you insist) But I'll do it tomorrow, okay? :)
Lynne:
--- Quote from: David on October 28, 2007, 04:42:25 am ---Should I? I'm scared I'll drag ya'll straight to Hell with me if I continue! ;) :D
Okay. I'll continue Lynne! (If you insist) But I'll do it tomorrow, okay? :)
--- End quote ---
That'll be plenty soon enough. And to paraphrase Lila in Latter Days, heaven would be boring without you anyway, so no worries on my behalf. ;)
Edit to add: "If we're going to hell, we may as well take the scenic route." ;) :D
ifyoucantfixit:
What is it that Groucho Marx used to say..."I would never want to be a member of any club, that would have
me as a member?" You are tops with me boy, and anywhere you go, I will be glad and priviledged to go too.
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version