I am wailing with laughter here in Sydney, Australia!
Tears are literally running down my face!
Some of you are very close (I ain't tellin' who!), but no-one's cracked it as yet!
I have deliberately written in "Aussie-speak"; that is, as it is pronounced, rather than how it is correctly spelt; just to make it that little bit more difficult. That's why it's so important for you to have a go at pronouncing it out loud!
I purposely made the first sentence easy and most of you got it correct in some form or another. "G'Doy, moyt!" is how Australians pronounce, "Good day, mate!" the traditional greeting Down Under. It can be translated as, "Hello, friend!", "Hey, bud!", "Yo, dude!" or any variation thereof!
Now the challenge is for you to translate the rest!
Make as many attempts as you like! There's no limit!
I'm still laughing!