Top Ten Things Ellery Needs To Do
(In addition to attending the Seminars)
10. Get a subscription to
Ms. magazine.
9. Go to the video store and see if there are any old "
Maude" episodes
available.
8. Since he doesn't like the whiny voice of the doctor on his meditation tapes,
replace them with the "
The Feminine Mystique" book on tape.
7. Make a substantial donation to N.O.W. (bonus points if he actually becomes
a member but I realize that's pushing it).
6. Have Mr. Coyote give him a lickin'.
5. Write another essay. This one entitled,
"Women Are Not the Enemy: How
I've Learned to Stop Being an Arrogant Jackass" 4. Make dinner for Edna and serve it to her (bonus points if he wears one of
her aprons).
3. Have Mr. Coyote give him another lickin'.
2. Apologize to Paula and mean it.
1. Make an appointment with Stew and get his Will updated and POAs drawn
up!!!!!!!!!